I'm 8 human years old and reside in East York. When I'm not sniffing the world around me I enjoy challenging big dogs to duels and barking at cyclists, joggers, children and anyone who dares to walk past my door.
I like travelling and have been on a number of vacations. My favourite destination was BC because there was so much nature to sniff and pee on. I wasn't too fond of Las Vegas because the asphalt was too hot on my paws.
My favourite thing in the world is food. I don't discriminate, I'll eat it all. My biggest pet peeve is Golden Retrievers. What is UP with those guys? Their scent makes me wanna fight them.
Here's what a typical day in my life looks like:
| Time | Activity |
|---|---|
| 5:30 am | Wake the humans |
| 6 am | Sniff all poles on the block |
| 6:15 am | Eat the feast in my bowl |
| 7:30 am | Nap time |
| 11 am | Bark at neighbours |
| 2 pm | Try and dig a hole in the floor |
| 4 pm | Challenge Bishop the German Shepherd to a duel |
| 5:30 pm | Eat the feast in my bowl |
| 5:33 pm | Beg humans to share their food |
| 6 pm | Nap time |
| 8:30 pm | Ask for scratches |
| 8:35 pm | Do some tricks for treats |
| 11 pm | Chase a squirrel |
| 11:30 pm | Sleep |